Flamenco Sketches

ok, i thought about posting Flamenco Sketches by Miles Davis here (because i'm posting SKETCHES from the last two weeks [get the wordplay? {yeah!}]), but i decided that it was far too slow for me to put here.  so here's another Miles Davis tune for your listening enjoyment while you disinterestedly skim over this post.






i'm not going to even try to remember every day since my last post.  so here is a bullet point summary of things that stood out over the course of the last 20 days  (edit:  i decided that i don't feel like making bullet points, so i opted for short, disjointed paragraphs):

my aunt died, one of my favorite family members.  we'd been preparing for it since april, but we still weren't ready.  a few days after her funeral, one of my cousins had a baby and named it Abigail Jayne, after Aunt Jayne.

been on a songwriting spree lately.  written around 7 full sets of lyrics in the past two weeks, probably as many melodies.  only one full song has come out of it so far, but since it involves comparing a person to a time machine, i'm ok with that low writing-to-completion ratio.  some of the songs that have been tabled for now include a surf/jazz/reggae monstrosity and a flamenco-sounding, overly-dramatic, should-be-used-in-a-bullfight-scene song.

i got my guitar speaker cabinet back from being repaired.  this whole thing has been like some weird greek tragedy.  in late july, i found this amp and cabinet in a guitar center for $200 less than it should have been.  a week later, the amp started acting up and needed repaired.  then the speaker cabinet started acting up and needed repaired.  long story short, i finally had both my amp and cab fully repaired on sunday, november 28.  at which time, i had to leave all my electric guitar equipment in ohio so i can move the rest of my earthly possessions in a single mazda protege

ok, i googled "mazda protege matchbox," hoping to find a toy car version of my car.  this image showed up five pages into the results, and i felt obligated to post it.  this is ty cobb, one of the meanest guys to ever wield a bat, and the list of dangerous bat-wielders includes mafia members and loan sharks.  notorious for sharpening his spikes to inflict maximum damage, he once bunted down the first base line, knocked the pitcher down while he was trying to field the ball, and spiked him in the chest.  then he made it to first base.

anyway, my mazda is a small car and i couldn't fit all my material possessions in it when i move back from chicago, so i left my electric guitar equipment in ohio.  which means, after waiting for 4 months to use the amp and cab that i bought and love so dearly, i have to wait another two weeks to play gloriously loud music, despite the fact that they're both finally repaired.  just like oedipus, right?

i experienced the first of the chicago winter.  instead of starting off with snow for its first wintry precipitation, the chicago weather gods decided to rain tiny pellets of jagged ice on the unsuspecting populace.  as you may suspect, this put a damper on my lunch break to Sultan's.  i want to take this time to comment that Sultan's has the most delicious falafel sandwich i have ever encountered, and if you are ever in or near chicago, you need to eat there.  plus it's like 4 bucks for a falafel sandwich.  i thought about it yesterday, and i think i have eaten there at least once a week since august 30.

i've been on a sci fi movie binge.  not just any kind of sci fi movies, though.  only ones i haven't seen before.  last night i saw a polish/japanese film called Avalon, about an illegal, addictive video game that takes hold of the populace.  pretty good, as far as low-budget sci fi romps go.  i think i've seen 10 sci fi movies in the last two weeks.  i also saw The Shawshank Redemption for the first time, i highly recommend it as a prison film.  however, Cool Hand Luke is still my favorite when it comes to the prison film genre.






i have established a rapport with a cta bus driver.  he's a cool guy.  i should probably ask his name sometime soon.  maybe we can be pen pals.

had thanksgiving at Grandma Bradney's house in Amanda and at Aunt Susie's house in Marietta.  good times.  lots of food.  i can still taste grandma's egg noodles.

today's my last day at JMA.  still working at Eventric through dec 8.  i had a confrontation with my boss at JMA over ethics, and won out in the end.  i guess either way my boss would've lost out, i probably would've quit if he gave me an ultimatum.  he wanted me to do research for a paper that his daughter was supposed to write.  he really does love his daughters, and i guess that i can accept that as the root of asking me to commit academic misconduct, but it still bothers me that he asked.

going to see Tommy Johnagin on dec 9.  excited about it.  he's a great comic, all three of you reading this should check him out.

music.  lots of musical happenings.  listened to Kanye's new album (wasn't terribly impressed), The Clash's Vanilla Tapes (demos for London Calling), a little of Florence + The Machine (i need to get their full album, really digging their first two singles), tons of The Replacements, tons of The Thermals.  the big revelation has been in Joe Strummer's London Calling, a BBC radio show he did sporadically through 1999 and 2000.  it's what i imagine radio used to be.  completely unpredictable, smile-inducing, and full of foot-tapping tunes.  lots of world music, but that shouldn't turn you off.  it's all good, from mariachi to reggae to Eddie Cochran.  and it's free:

http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/joe-strummer-london-calling/id285877923

i read American on Purpose by Craig Ferguson.  he is actually a very good writer, i enjoyed it very much.  he's a favorite comedian of mine, and has led a very full life of drugs, rock and roll, tv, film, and late night talk shows.  i loved this one quote from his book, it goes like this:  'i sometimes wonder if fear isn't just God's way of saying, "pay attention, this could be fun"'

i think i've written a sufficient wall of text to describe the past few weeks.  i'll be moving back to ohio on dec 8, moving into my house in columbus on jan 1.

Chicken, Hot Dogs, and Research

i'm a vegetarian, have been one for about 2 1/2 years now.  i still crave meat from time to time, though.  i usually think about the animal it's made from to stop craving it.  it's not like having been away from meat that long diminishes any cravings for it, it's sort of like me craving butter beans or something else i haven't had for years.  i thought about fried chicken yesterday and hot dogs today.  i might get some tofu dogs the next time i go grocery shopping.

another odd thing about being vegetarian, when people realize that you don't eat meat, they say "oh, you can't eat jello?" and stuff like that.  "can't", not "don't" or "won't".  semantics, maybe, but it still makes me drift off into imagining vegetarians bursting into flame if they eat meat, and things like that.

i wrote a song a few days ago, sent it to joey, zack and adrian.  joey and i had the following conversation:

i like your song

good

now what's wrong with it?

its sucks

good

it pretty much sums up how we look at our music.

saturday i saw the Morning Benders at Lincoln Hall.  they put on a good show, much better than when i saw them open for The Black Keys.

sunday i started drafting my exploratory research questionnaire.

monday i finished it.

tuesday i probably did something.

wednesday too.

thursday i forget.  "call me on thursday, if you will.  call me on wednesday, better still."  listening to a ton of The Replacements these days.  i love the lyric that follows that line, too, it goes "ain't lost yet, so i gotta be a winner;  fingernails and cigarettes are a lousy dinner."  oh, i remember.  i stayed at Eventric till 630 so i could leave early on friday.

friday, i left work early so i could make it to The King's Jetfighters' late show in columbus.  The King's Jetfighters is all of Alien Orders except me.  Joey, Zack and Adrian started playing together around the same time i started playing with Operation America (the pop punk band that Danny, Adrian and i started, wrote ten songs, played two shows, and then disbanded).  Joey and i had been jamming together for a while, writing songs here and there, and eventually Zack and Adrian joined in.  the way i explained it to some short kid at the show on friday, it's sort of like Bob Dylan and The Band, where The King's Jetfighters is The Band and i'm Bob Dylan.  we each have material that stands on its own, but when we come together, it's much better.  also sort of like the Constructicons from Transformers.

Alien Orders:  just like the Constructicons

in case you were wondering, i'm Quickmix, Joey is Bonecrusher, Zack is Hightower, and Adrian is Buckethead.  the other two Decepticons are just placeholders for when we decide to form Devastator (aka Alien Orders).  Adrian and i somehow independently ended up at a mobile taco stand outside of a gas station.  they were good, not as good as Junior's Tacos though.

saturday, i went to the parents' house in amanda, then to a vinyl release party at the Monster House in columbus.  it's a diy house that's been around for 3-4 years now.  anyway, American War was releasing their (his?) album on vinyl, and Tin Armor and Asinine were playing too.  it was good fun.  American War played in full band format, complete with Richard on sax, and played Rhetoric all the way through. good seeing friends i haven't seen in months, too.  Joey and i ate Buckeye Donuts afterwards.

sunday, had Alien Orders practice sans Zack.  he had studying to do.  Adrian, Joey and i had a good practice though.  also met up with ex roommates Andrew and Tyler.  ate Donatos pizza, drank Great Lakes Christmas Ale, played Nazi Zombies.  good night.

monday, met with my research advisor.  research is coming along nicely, should be starting the first phase in exactly a week.  then applied for a new passport, ate at Qdoba with ex roommate Andrew, left for chicago.  listened to The Clash's Vanilla Tapes (demo tapes for London Calling), The Replacements, The Thermals, Neil Young and Crazy Horse, and a mix cd or two.

as it turns out, i'm a natural at blogging

... not.

this is the same reason why keeping a journal has failed multiple times with me.  it's not a necessary part of life, so it gets pushed to the side.  watching entire seasons of the simpsons and fiddling around with the wiring to a diy effects pedal... now those are priorities.

lots has happened in the past two weeks.  i helped put on a weezer show at osu.  that was huge.  i got into columbus on late thursday night, around 12:30 am, after making a record-tying run from chicago to columbus (6 1/2 hours).  i proceeded to pick up old roommate tyler, take him to a bar, realize he wasn't 21, and later go back to my house to enjoy a beer on the porch with new roommate eric.  that was nice.  i have a feeling that porch will get a lot of use when it gets warmer again.  as it was, it was perfect weather for lounging on a porch, so i lounged again on friday around 11 am.

then came weezer.  i helped out from about 12:30pm until midnight.  weezer was incredible.  they played a few too many new songs for my taste, but i compromised by not singing any of the words to those songs.  they played six songs off the blue album, and my favorite pinkerton song (el scorcho), though.  rivers also crowd-surfed, sang part of a song on top of a port a potty, and apparently had his glasses stolen.  lolz.

saturday was Alien Orders' first full band practice.  we played for a little under two hours because of technical difficulties, but went through 4 songs in that time.  not bad at all.  this band has potential to sound pretty incredible, and that's coming from a completely unbiased source (the band's lead singer/songwriter/rhythm guitarist).

sunday i ran errands, finally got my columbus room subletted, and drove back to chicago.  on I-70, i ended up stopped for close to an hour, as apparently a car had crossed the median and had a head-on collision with a semi.  fatal for the car driver.

mon-fri.  worked.  started populating my tube screamer circuit board.  ate.  slept.

sat tried to go to a free local h show at the beat kitchen, but got turned away at the door because they hit capacity.  had to walk all the way back in the rain... i got fettucini alfredo though.  the main success story of the day was that i got my tube screamer working.  doesn't have a case, still doesn't have a permanent wiring arrangement, but it works.  i had to rearrange some LEDs and other diodes to get it to work, but it's purring like a kitten now.  a kitten with rabies.  just the way i like my kittens.  here's a bunch of sound clips that everyone will probably skip over:



sunday i saw the thermals.  fucking incredible.  i was in the second row directly in front of hutch.  cymbals eat guitars opened, and they seemed ok, but everyone knew why they were at that concert.  westin had a bass drum head with the "personal life" art on the front.  he was the first one we saw, coming out personally to soundcheck the drums.  then he went back behind closed doors, returning shortly with hutch and kathy.  they shouldered their weapons, and launched into st. rosa and the swallows.  it was like someone had touched a live wire to the floor of logan square auditorium.  not in that people were jumping around like madmen (although some were), but that the entire venue was filled with a palpable energy.  they played a lot of songs off of personal life, but mixed things up thoroughly with songs like how we know, returning to the fold, we were sick, when i died, now we can see, no culture icons, and ending with pillar of salt, which left me wondering how my band could possibly make a two guitar arrangement that was as catchy as what he did with his one guitar (he was playing the major parts of three instruments from that song: guitar, second guitar, and keyboard).  then they said "thank you" and left.

but none of the crowd left.  well, the two annoying fucks who had been making out during songs about breaking up and dying and being disillusioned with religion, those jackasses left.  and i moved up to the very front.  the thermals came back out and played one more song, then left the stage for good.  that's the way encores should be done, if they're done at all.  they didn't have the final song listed on their setlist, it was a spur of the moment thing, utterly dependent on what the audience wanted.

today was a monday.  i'm not a big fan of mondays.  hard to believe that a person can be inclined to like one rotation of the earth better than any other rotation of the earth, but that seems to be the shape of it.

lazy or busy

i could make excuses all day for not writing on this blog.  here are a few of my favorites:

• it's mold awareness month.  i was being aware of mold.
• i was cast in a b-movie zombie flick.  zombies don't use the internet.
• the coriolis effect

the truth of it is, i mostly forgot.  lots of interesting events occurred.  big bro got hitched, i got a second internship with eventric, i mixed a song that alien orders had recorded in practice, i finished In Cold Blood, and the cashier at the local jewel-osco shorted me five stickers for my free cookware scorecard.  hussy.

i'm going to try to be better about it, honest.

saw a fellow jma intern's band at schuba's tonight.  they were called carbon tigers, and were a very technically proficient band, which made me all the more proud to be an un-technically proficient musician. i'm not saying that what they did was bad by any means (it really wasn't bad.  they had very skillful compositions), i'm just glad that my bands have always been on the "pure energy" side of the music spectrum and not on the "intricate detail" side.  i get to jump around and yell more that way.

jeff and jill and i had dinner.  i had a vegan burrito.  jeff, if you read this, thanks again.

i'm starting two projects tonight.  first, i'm mixing a second song from the alien orders practice.  this one is called "day terrors", and is shaping up to probably be one of two songs that we play under 120 bpm (for non-concert band nerds, that's about the tempo of "getting better" by the beatles).  i'm also starting a biography of winston churchill called Churchill: A Life (creative title, right?) by martin gilbert.  apparently this 1000+ page book was expanded upon later in gilbert's career, with him advertising 14 books on Winston Churchill, ranging from 967 to 2165 pages long.  this guy has a serious hard-on for churchill.  i can't wait to read the book.

that's about it for now.  joey and i did a bit of work on some alien orders songs, rearranging them for two guitars + bass instead of one guitar + bass.  weezer on friday, alien orders practice on saturday and sunday.

oh, i also went on a serious neil young kick this weekend, as well as an iggy pop video kick.  can't beat iggy for his live show, and i probably listened to the live rust versions of "hey hey my my" and "my my hey hey" a dozen times each.  new thermals album is growing on me, but i doubt i'll end up liking it as much as their last three.